Posts Tagged ‘Michael Lohan’

  • Lindsay Lohan’s dad turning over a new leaf

    It looks like the new year has brought in a better and improved Michael Lohan, a Michael Lohan that is sorry about all of the nasty things he did to Lindsay Lohan and the rest of his family and promises that he’ll never do it again. Here’s what Michael Lohan said about releasing any more info on Lindsay Lohan or other members of his family: “I promised them I would never do it and I didn’t release another tape. Evidently, Lindsay read on the Internet that they’re releasing another tape, which they are not. They are obviously re-releasing the tape that was already released.” Oh, poor little soul, he talks about it as if it were an addiction. Maybe he’s the one that actually needs rehab.

    2010.01.11 / no responses / Category: Lindsay Lohan

  • Michael Lohan to track down Twitter impersonator

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    Michael Lohan will hunt down and prosecute alleged Twitter users impersonating him.

    Lohan’s attorneys contacted the legal department of the popular on-line messaging site with a complaint about unverified Michael Lohan tweeters.

    An individual posing as Lohan, the embattled father of famous Lindsay, reportedly tweeted suicide intentions on Twitter.

    The poster tweeted a plan to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, which is famed for suicide. Lohan, meanwhile, claims to have no Twitter account. He said his attorney advised him to open a real Twitter account to “prove the others are not me”.

    Lindsay, meanwhile, runs a verified Twitter account where she tweets regularly.

    In a separate legal matter, Lohan has claimed charges that he breached a restraining order taken out by a former girlfriend, Erin Muller, are false. Muller claims Lohan called her on December 13. Lohan said his attorney has issued nine subpoenas connected to Muller.

    2009.12.22 / no responses / Category: Lindsay Lohan

  • Michael Lohan is alive and well

    And apparently, he is not at all suicidal. It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s father is proving to everybody where his daughter gets that special emotional stability everybody so much admires. After a rather disturbing tweeter message in which he was saying he was going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan denied ever having wrote that or even having a twitter account. How did he do this? Well, by tweeting about it, of course! This is what Michael Lohan said: “I do NOT have a twitter. I’m never on this thing. My lawyers are looking into this. God would not approve.” It’s actually strange that God really must approve… as the old saying goes: “God must love crazy people because he made so many of them.” Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure has one hell of a dad!

    2009.12.02 / no responses / Category: Lindsay Lohan

  • Michael Lohan leaves the land

    Or this is the wish he expressed on his twitter account. It seems Lindsay Lohan’s father is on the edge… or so he would like everyone to believe. This is what Michael Lohan last wrote on twitter: “FIANCE JUST LEFT ME. MY WHOLE FAMILY HATES ME. I SPENT THANKSGIVING WITH MY MOM I JUST CANT DO ANY OF THIS ANY MORE. THE DEATH OF MY FATHER PUT ME IN A BLACK HOLE IDK WHAT TO DO. HEADING TO THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE” And it’s all written in big letters so that everyone can see it. Looks like Michael Lohan is really running out of stuff to draw attention to himself with these days. You would think that now Lindsay Lohan would’ve got to have some R&R but there were no reported leaps off of the Brooklyn Bridge… so, no danger.

    2009.11.30 / no responses / Category: Lindsay Lohan

  • Michael Lohan: Lindsay gave me no choice

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    Following a legal threat from Dina Lohan, her ex-husband Michael Lohan has claimed he had no choice but to go public with his concerns about their daughter Lindsay.

    Dina Lohan in a New York Post interview said Michael would be receiving a cease and desist letter regarding his public comments about Lindsay and her alleged prescription drug abuse.

    But Michael said he had exhausted private avenues. “To begin with, I have been trying for a year to help Lindsay with her problems privately through Lindsay, her mom, her attorney Blair Berk and even her new attorney Shawn Holley and the courts.”

    He added: “When that didn’t work and the calls I was getting from Dina and Lindsay needed immediate attention, it was recommended to me to go public, like Martin Sheen and others did, in order to put pressure on Lindsay.”

    Lindsay, meanwhile, was reportedly taking steps to have a restraining order placed against her father and saying she wanted to change her surname. She has slammed his actions as publicity seeking and lies.

    Michael said: “Now that Dina and Lindsay continue to lie and deny their problems, and even make up stories about me, now you will see and hear Lindsay’s calls and texts. I am not the liar, they are. Hopefully then, they will realise how deceptive and in denial they are and finally realise that lying and denial are part of their addictions. I am sorry I had to take this route, but I have tried and tried to help Linds and I have been lied about long enough.”

    He concluded: “As far as Lindsay is concerned, if she goes into a rehab, I will stop.”

    2009.11.02 / no responses / Category: Lindsay Lohan

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