
Comedienne Ellen DeGeneres has commissioned Jessica Alba to help develop her walk after learning the actress has the world’s sexiest stroll. British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist. Ha Ha British experts on big buckteeth now know who has perfect walk sexy swagger and that is Jessica Alba aka ribs on the hoof. Their next study will be on who are the most daft punk X@@##! Fools in the world other than the British! Sometimes these professors and scientist put too much of their nuts into reasoning. If she has the best catwalk stroll then why isn’t she a supermodel. Is there a scientific reason for not being the best supermodel as well? Crap, cut this thing out and its just a natural thing that has happened to her, she did not train or eat and sleep to have the world’s sexiest stroll.


Pregnant actor Salma Hayek has been voted the ‘Hottest Celebrity in the World’. The E-Poll of 3,000 celebs showed that 65% of the US population deemed the 40 year old Hayek sexier than some of the ‘young Hollywood leading actresses’. Coming close on the heels of Hayek was Jessica Alba who got 64% of the votes. Hayek is really gorgeous and her neck being little long makes the face attractive. But these e-polls are fickle and cannot be trusted as in a few weeks time there shall be a rival poll that will come out with a different result claiming another hottie from Hollywood is more popular and sexier than her various peers and co-stars. What will be most diplomatic and actually true that every one of these beauties is incomparable and we love them all. They are all curvy, great dressing and partying is at the top of their agenda where they all come in number to flaunt their beauty.
This girl is off her rocker. A year ago she threatened a lawsuit against Playboy magazine because she was featured on the cover without her permission. Her reason for being upset was that she believed it led people to believe there was a nude pictorial inside when there was not.

After she began a lawsuit against the magazine Hugh Hefner gave her a personal apology and made donations to two of her favorite charities. I don’t see why she made such a big deal out of it if she really wasn’t naked in the magazine.
Readers would have found that out anyway. Now she has recently been saying that she wants to see more male nudity in women’s magazines. She basically said that if men get to see women’s nipples in their mags that a woman should be able to see a man’s penis in her mag. I somehow do not find that to be totally equal. I also found her to sound rather hypocritical when she went on to say that even though she doesn’t like to be nude in her films, she still likes to look at others. After the Playboy incident I think she is completely ridiculous and should do more acting and less talking.