Here’s an update for all Robbie Williams fans wondering how the former Take That oaf is getting on in Los Angeles.
Well, I can report that the beardy pop nob is still completely crackers.
He has been chartering jets to fly into obscure desert towns to attend conferences with victims of alien abductions. The millionaire singer would rather listen to speeches by characters claiming to have had a brush with ET than write more songs.
Surely he has something better to do with his time and money?
Like filling a swimming pool with champagne and inviting the Pussycat Dolls around for a dip?
Britney Spears may not have broken any laws in her fender bender on Saturday night but she may have thought that she did and tried to cover it up. In a video shot by CelebTV.com, you can clearly see the recovering pop wreck hop over from the driver’s seat into the passenger seat in the aftermath of the 3-car crash. Did she consider telling people that she wasn’t the one driving only to change her mind later? In any case, everyone knows that Britney isn’t the best driver. It was a minor crash anyway. I’m sure she can be let off.
It seems that life after American Idol can be cold – ice cream cold that it. Season 6 castoffs Melinda Doolittle and Chris Richardson are realizing that now as they two singers with barely there music careers are making ends meet by schilling ice cream as part of a Dreyer’s ice cream national promo tour at Vons, Stop & Shot and Winn-Dixie. It may not be as glamorous but there is life after Idol. The likes of Kristy Lee Cook and Ramiele Malubay can look forward to a Safeway, or a local balloon festival, or an outlet mall, or a housing development, maybe even a bingo waiting for them when they get voted off.
A stalker is targeting Britney Spears. The troubled singer is said to have received threatening letters and packages in the mail, some of which contained DIY bomb making instructions.
Her security team have become so concerned that they have turned all the evidence over to the LAPD and the FBI. But, Britney showed she’s tough as old boots by going shopping for some, er, new boots. And she took a bit of a battering when she smacked her head against a metal bar.
But, as most women will tell you - nothing gets in the way of shoe shopping.
Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very seriously… I mean DIVA serious! People around the pop star are thinking that she’s already taking things a bit too far, except of course for Marc Anthony who agrees with everything she wants. According to insiders, the couple has hired 6 bodyguards for the twins – 2 baby bouncers for each 8-hour shift around the clock which costs them $600,000, not including the cost of benefits. Closed-circuit cameras have also been installed for almost every room in their many homes. Also, JLo has turned into a germophobe as people are pretty much instructed to scrub down before coming close to her twins.
It looks like Britney Spears is up to her old tricks by making crazy requests of LA shopkeepers. Gatecrasher is reporting that Britney walked into a Betsey Johnson boutique on Melrose Ave. in LA and wanted them to copy a Dolce & Gabbana dress – than very day and in all white. When they explained to the pop wreck that they couldn’t do it, Britney decided to take a wig instead – a yellow one on a window mannequin for $100.
In other Britney news, her mother Lynne is reportedly singing praises of her ex-husband Jamie, telling people that he’s “stepped up to the plate”. He’s certainly doing better than you have!
You know how when there’s a big pink elephant in the middle of the room, most people choose to ignore it? Well, this is kind of like that. In an irony to end all ironies, a woman was arrested to five days in jail for snapping a picture of R&B singer R Kelly in court. What about putting the guy with child porn charges behind bars? Or take him to trial at least!
49-year old Jean Johnson used her cellphone camera to take picture of Kelly during a recent hearing. She plead guilty to contempt of court and was sentenced to the 5 days.
Umm, even with her perfectly coiffed hair, chiseled face, and packin’ hubby, Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) has her not-so-good days.Take this weekend, for instance, at one of the Spice Girls reunion concerts. Maybe she should rethink the ridiculously skin hugging outfits because this one was hugging a little too tightly.
Check out the pic to see her pit cleavage. Can she not FEEL the lump?
Apparently swollen, lumpy body parts run in the Beckham family these days.
It appears that her spree of bad decisions isn’t over yet. Apparently she wasn’t a bad enough role model for her boys. I guess her album’s doing so poorly that she has to steal just to get by.
According to the owner of a Sherman Oaks, California, Chevron gas station, Britney stole a lighter from the store on Friday night.
Britney stopped at the store and bought a pack of gum. On her way out of the store, she picked up a blue lighter. A photographer who was in the area reminded her that she “forgot” to pay for it, and she “sarcastically responded, ‘I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!’”
What the crap? How much does a lighter cost?
Jatinder Kaur, the owner of the Chevron, had this to say, “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”
Lily Allen needs to make up her mind. She once said in an interview that the reason she started exercising to lose weight was because of a heart murmur but in the cover article of British GQ, she’s saying otherwise.
Lily is well known for publicly attacking every celebrity and she says “A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty.’ Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”
So did she lose weight for her health or did she lose it because she was insecure?
Well, if you were just dying to see a rerun of that 1992 episode of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” - you know, the one with Tom Hanks - you’re in luck.
It seems as if NBC has dug into the vault and is going to run “vintage” episodes of the show for at least another week. This is the result of the still unsettled writers’ strike. The Writers Guild of America and studio negotiators are continuing to try and work out a deal.
NBC’s plan is to show the the initial “Tonight Show” appearances for some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. In addition to the Hanks episode, we can also see Julia Roberts’ 1993 appearance, Jennifer Anniston and Johnny Depp from 1995, and Matt Damon’s 2000 show.
It appears that they are running out of recent episodes to replay because the strike is continuing on. Producers of the show have been trying to find a creative way of maintaining the show and decided to make use of their archives.
Hopefully enough readers will get this memo and realize these are repeats. If not, and if the big hair doesn’t give it away, Julia Roberts fans may be headed to the local theaters for the opening night of Mystic Pizza.
Mexican actress Salma Hayek was so upset by childhood jokes about her flat-chest, she would pray to God for larger breasts. The Ugly Betty star reveals she was bullied for having small breasts as a youngster - and decided to turn to her Catholic religion for help. By praying to God she means praying to plastic surgeons, right? Umm isn’t she naturally “thick” which means she’ll have bigger boobs anyways? Duh. You gain weight your boobs grow. Good thing she wasted a prayer on bigger boobs, what an idiot. Should’ve prayed for brains! lol. What a lire, I have seen her pictures from years ago and they were size be if I have figured it out well. I am quite sure that she has had a boob job done on her breast though I am not sure when. But I certainly can recall her saying that she at some point in time she did a few years ago and probably 3 years ago, right. That’s at some point of time when she broke up with Edward Nothon. SHE THINKS WE ARE STUPID OR SOMTHING AND WON’T REMMBER, EVEN THAT YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE NOT REAL.
The hot mess that is Amy Winehouse has canceled or screwed up more shows/gigs/shoots than I can keep count of. Adding to the list of ‘Winehouse Disappointments’ is her latest video shoot for “Love Is a Losing Game.” Staff and film crew waited over 15 hours for Winehouse to show up for the video shoot, but she was a no-show. The shoot eventually had to be canceled and cost the studio 70,000 pounds. Amy is one girl whose going down the drain everyday. She gets up in the morning and is quite like Britney Spears these days, there is always something weird brewing up in both their lives now days. Amy, when she is in Canada there she is caught carrying cocaine or heroin in her hand bag, she cancels video shoots and gigs very much like Britney who at times will forget to pay her dancers. And right now she in that phase of her life that if her manager or anyone tells her that it has cost the studio 70,000 pounds she won’t regret it she will simply pay the money and show off.
Keanu Reeves fights, and sometimes talks, in slow motion. It doesn’t look as if he drives that way, though. The paparazzo who was reportedly knocked down by The Matrix star’s Porsche in March, presumably while he was trying to get a shot of the actor as he pulled out of a parking space, sued Reeves for negligence on Monday. I second what all above said yes the actors/actresses know the business but we as a society have to realize they are human as well, make mistakes, if we would just all remember that the news of one of them messing up wouldn’t be such a big surprise …they are not held with higher esteem then us..geez people. The other thing is that why are we always targeting the celebrities, why does it always have to be a pap involved. They are the ones who are chasing the celebs and they more often than not over do their work. Instead of clicking their pics and making way from the celebs to go they wanna peep inside their cars and look what happening in there. There is bound to be some mishaps.
Kiely Williams of the Cheetah Girls took a short break from eating at Mr. Chow Saturday night to exchange digits with someone who may just be outside of her target demo. The former 3LW member was seen flirting with an older man who everyone first thought was trying to get some spare change but it looks like he wanted to get closer to the booty.
The singer actually exchanged phone numbers with him though and even gave him a kiss on the cheek. The old man then turned to the paparazzi who caught the whole incident on tape and said “How you like me now? Get some, gramps!”
Ewwww!
Spice Girls star Victoria Beckham was upset to be accused of hijacking the Princess Diana inquest - because she was a big fan of the late British royal. You know that if she were a down town pretty girl trying to copy Diana’s style I would have given her a 10/10 for choosing Diana as her icon and the person she’s like to look like but a fashion freak like Victoria Beckham trying to take a leaf out of Diana’s dressing sense puts you in doubt weather she has her own she own sense that what she would like to present herself as and she has her own fashion line. She would be more believable if she was not forever striving to bet her picture in the media……she is a very poor advert for “girl power” Victoria Beckham is truly a wana be. She should take a look at her miserable life and get on with it. She has tried several times to re invent herself; it is now time to give up.
Britney Spears, Madonna, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker all of these ladies make up the top 5 unsexiest woman. OH MY GOD THANK YOU finally, someone recognizes each one of those losers as hags. Especially Sarah Jessica Parker ( I DONT GET IT) and Madonna, has ALWAYS failed to remember that we are All having sex, she did not INVENT sex and puleeeessse get over thinking she’s the only one that ever HAD sex, and besides that, she’s HIDEOUS! Who ever has prepared this list needs to be complimented a lot, that person has got it all right here; Amy is a druggie so is Britney and Madonna and Sarah Jessica is all but crap in Hollywood. I must say that is isn’t hard to make a list like this but once in a while the choice is so correct that is not a single person on this list that I’d like to favor or get out of this list, good work guys.
Comedienne Ellen DeGeneres has commissioned Jessica Alba to help develop her walk after learning the actress has the world’s sexiest stroll. British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist. Ha Ha British experts on big buckteeth now know who has perfect walk sexy swagger and that is Jessica Alba aka ribs on the hoof. Their next study will be on who are the most daft punk X@@##! Fools in the world other than the British! Sometimes these professors and scientist put too much of their nuts into reasoning. If she has the best catwalk stroll then why isn’t she a supermodel. Is there a scientific reason for not being the best supermodel as well? Crap, cut this thing out and its just a natural thing that has happened to her, she did not train or eat and sleep to have the world’s sexiest stroll.
Aretha Franklin is such a huge piece of music history that she should definitely get a movie. A TV movie, on the other hand, seems a little crappy. I mean, think of the people that get major motion pictures?! Why wouldn’t they give Aretha Franklin a real movie? They can make movie on Catwoman, and some other really awful character and incident, but none of these guys/producers are willing to give a great legend a shot at big commercial movie. Now the funny part is that she wants a pencil thin actress like Halle Berry to play her. Currently even Halle cannot give her nod to play in her movie coz she is pregnant and has a growing bump. Why not that Jennifer Hudson play the part of Aretha, at least Jennifer could get close to being something like Aretha. Jennifer Hudson probably wouldn’t do it because she’s an Oscar winner and probably thinks she’s too good now, huh? But she’d be good for the role. Don’t you think?
Perhaps Vanessa Hudgens figures her fans have seen enough of her for a while.
E! News confirmed Thursday that the scandal-tinged High School Musical starlet has canceled her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, whose green room she would currently be cooling her heels (or biting her nails) in if all had gone according to plan. She should do the interview. Jay Leno will give her a soft interview and will treat her like a daughter. Leno will not beat her up, and will treat her with respect…where as, if she does a pre-tapped interview with a so-called news organization, they will cut and splice the interview and make things seem very sexual and erotic…if not downright pornographic. And you can bet, the interview will start out friendly, just so they can get enough footage of a cooperative Vanessa…after that, they’ll hit her with hard mean spirited questions and cut together an interview designed to trash Vanessa, Disney and Highschool: The Musical. That’s when they’ll compare Vanessa to Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney, insisting that she has lost her way, like them and make her look like a druggie and drunk…thus, a regular Hollywood bad girl like the rest! No, Vanessa…do Jay Leno’s Show, Larry King, and Letterman…they will treat you with respect and like a daughter, trust me on this one!!!
Do you believe that Angie ever did cook? How do you think she stays so thin, they both have enough money to have lots of help. Tell me one woman that can keep house, maintain a career, fly to all these off the wall places. Take care of four kids all under the age of ten, I may add. Tell me she does not have a great deal of help with the house & kids. Who does the wash? Where ever they go for a shoot they live in the Presidential Suites of the hotels and splurge like there’s no tomorrow, why would she ever bother about cooking food when she can have the best food from anywhere in the world served on her table and even throw the food of the table if she doesn’t like the taste of it. And if these are not star tantrums then I do not know what is. But I don’t blame her either, she does a lot of good work and then if you have people cook for why not just lay back and have wine and dine together.
John Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston has opened a new Scientology rehab center on her native Hawaii. The new drug rehabilitation clinic, which follows the principals of Preston’s religion, will use tried and tested alternative methods to ween addicts off painkillers and hard drugs. Why can’t celebs just stay out of rehab? Either creating one or going thru them. Nobody in h’wood succeeds in rehab because they go to country club facilities that cater to their every whim. They’re a slap in the face for people who go thru serious rehab, go to AA meetings and really WANT to turn their lives around. a rehab in Hawaii? I don’t drink, snort, pop or shoot, but sign me up! It sounds like a great vacation…even if it does subscribe to the whacked out “religion” of Scientology.
Rapper Kanye West has no regrets about speaking out against homophobia in hip-hop music, even though some people now assume he’s gay. But West, who in 2005 called for an end to homophobia in the rap community, admits he still wouldn’t feel comfortable socializing in a gay club, an attitude he attributes to his upbringing in Chicago, Illinois. Kanye is NOT gay. He is simply an advocate and somewhat of an activist on…hell whatever HE believes in, right, wrong or indifferent Kanye speaks his mind/heart and people seem to listen. Maybe not change their views BUT they do listen to the headlines he makes! Yeah the other thing is that most of these rappers and rockers mostly make the news for all the wrong reason with the loads of shit they speak. If there is some guy who can speak the truth and the right things then he is definitely a person whose views that could be cared about.
I think she just not made for marriage and if she does not want to get married then she shouldn’t coz then she will not be committed to the marriage and soon it could get as ugly as the one of Britney and Kevin and if that’s going to be the case then they are better off staying as couple but yet single. I think, she says right. That’s not her fault; she did not want to marry with Justin. Maybe they would remain a hot unluckily couple. However, I hope Jessica and Justin will be happy together. I don’t think Jessica and Justin will ever work out. She has a great career ahead of her and so is the case with Justin, they both can reach great heights, it’s a case where both are career oriented and they could in a matter of time be seriously jealous of each others success and the things that are written both celebs and their affairs it could make survival of the two a difficult proposition all together.
Matt Damon has dismissed comparisons between his spy character Jason Bourne and English agent James Bond, declaring 007 is stuck in the past. Damon made the outburst at the British premiere of his third Bourne movie, The Bourne Ultimatum, in London on Wednesday night. I think this absolutely ‘ruubbish’ as in a heavy English accent, leaving the funny thing apart I think that James Bond is the most fantastic spy movie ever to hit the screen and the international success on the Daniel Craig starrer Casino Royale certainly justifies what I have to say. The gadgets and the style the romance and the aura is unbelievable and something though old but coming our way in the most refined and remolded it is far worth its wait and iconic to say the least. Matt is simply trying hard to promote his movie and want the Bond fans to turn their back to the James Bond series and get hooked to his movie that will become are regular sequel now. Bad attempt Matt, better luck next time.
It seems as if a day cannot go by without Britney Spears being present at the top of the Hollywood news list. Just days after hitting a parked car there is no escaping trouble for her. An extra from her secretly filmed music video told US Weekly that Britney had a naked pool party after shooting. He said that the pool party turned into a game of Truth or Dare and that Britney was the first to undress followed by others. This behaviour has gotten her into some hot water this time. People magazine reported that Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline has gone to his lawyer to make a request for sole custody of their two children. Papers were filed yesterday asking the Judge for the kids. Ever since their split Britney has been on a downward spiral. It’s not as simple as a drug addiction, its actual mental decline. The girl is literally going crazy. Losing her kids would be terrible but if she can’t take care of herself how will she ever take care of them?
It was a money making plan that has has gone horribly wrong for J Lo’s ex Hubby and probably she has profited from the whole episode. Jennifer Lopez has been awarded nearly $545,000 in a lawsuit against her first husband, Ojani Noa, over his plans to publish a tell-all-book claiming she had several affairs. He wanted to make money by revealing a lot many things about her but instead has ended up paying make his bank balance to her. This will be a bumper profit for after the success of her new movie El Chante in which she is starring with her husband of now Marc Anthony. The court ordered arbitrator made the decision in April in Lopez’s breach-of-contract lawsuit against Noa. So these are the benefits of a pre-nuptial agreement there can be no disclosures about personal lives and pre-agreement on money matter if there is a divorce. J Lo has proved she is a master mind in this way and surely there might be a similar agreement with Marc as well.
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio has decided not to campaign for any of the 2008 U.S. presidential candidates, because none of the politicians in the running “inspire” him. I totally agree there is no one I would waste Vote on. I never get to vote for anyone it’s always against someone. I say we daft Gary Coleman or Larry Flint for President. Anyways who ever wins the race to be the President of USA, he will never be as smart as say Charlie Chaplin or have the sense of humor that Jay Leno has. With all the power to make a difference in our world the US administration spends more money on the war against terrorism and supports countries like Pakistan which is a breeding ground for all of the world’s terrorist activities. America Prez. talk loud on things but the never say on things the matter to the nation, soldiers are dying in Iraq and Afghanistan but he sleeps well in the White House that has nuclear attack safety bunkers incase of attack, but what protection did people have on the day of 9/11.
Reality TV has hit a new level of lame. One of the newest shows in celebrity embarrassment has actors riding bulls. No, seriously. Actor Stephen Baldwin may be re-thinking his decision to appear on the show after taking a serious fall from a bull. He broke ribs and shoulder bones and is now considering pulling out of the show. I’m surprised that he’s only considering it and hasn’t made an instant declaration. Other stars stupid enough to appear on the show include Vanilla Ice and Leif Garrett. It’s actually nothing more than sad that these stars are willing to sell themselves out for a low rated reality show. If that doesn’t say you’ve arrived on the B-list then what does? Stephen will be fine but he could have been hurt much worse. It’s just totally stupid to even participate in something like that. Look what happened to Christopher Reeve after a fall from a horse. He wasn’t asking for it. These celebs are. It’s potential suicide to get on a bucking bull just for a pay check and some low ratings.
