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Paris Hilton ‘demands lobsters and vodka’ for film cameo
Paris Hilton has reportedly demanded live lobsters and vodka for a cameo appearance on The Other Guys.
Hilton’s contract for the Will Ferrell comedy allegedly ran to three pages.
A spy on the set said: “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush. The producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands. They included live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka – all for just one day on the set. All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself.”
Hilton had tweeted earlier: “Just got done with the fitting with the stylist for the new Will Ferrell movie I’m shooting in NY. Excited – Will is my favourite comedian.”
Hilton’s representative denied she requested live lobsters: “This is totally ridiculous and untrue.”
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Sienna Miller wants an English rose named after herself, according to reports
Sienna Miller wants an English rose named after herself, according to reports.
The 27-year-old actress was at the Chelsea Flower Show in the UK with her mum Jo when she was overheard chatting about the flower.
A source said: “Sienna was holding her mother’s hand while they walked around the flower show’s VIP day.”
The source added: “She whispered to her mother: ‘I want a beautiful English rose to be named Sienna after me. What do you think?’”
The source added: “She claimed she was just in her ‘old country gear’ but looked rather glam in ivory earrings and flat black boots.”
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Tina Fey is returning to SNL?
We all know that Tina Fey bears so much resemblance to Sarah Palin. In fact, Tina Fey’s impression of the Republican vice presidential candidate was so hilariously spot-on that the season premiere of SNL debuted to an opening high.
The skit has even experienced viral success on the internet and, as we all know, that’s the best proof to know you’ve made it big!
Naturally, as the country’s biggest overnight celebrity since her selection as John McCain’s running mate not too long ago, Palin, will become a recurring character on SNL, which has always be conscious of political current events.
But will Tina Fey encore her SNL performance with a Sarah Palin reprise?
SNL spokesman Marc Liepis says they are taking it “day by day,” basis. Though he has to admit that it will be unlikely, as it will affect Tina Fey’s schedule on the comedy 30 Rock.
Noooooooo!!!!! I want her back! BRING HER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! -
Jessica Simpson – A Great Singer
We do not mean to offend our beautiful babe Jessica Simpson in any way. But sometimes you face an odd situation out of the blue and the way you handle this crunch tells others, what you are made of?
Jessica Simpson is not just a great singer but also a witty person in her real life.
Jessica! You truly rock.
The stunning, Jessica Simpson joined the Good Morning America in New York on September 8. She was sporting a beautiful black jacket and a flowery, bold printed dress when she faced a slightly crunchy situation.
One of the Murphy’s Laws states, “If something can go wrong, IT WILL!”
Same happened when Jessica Simpson started her live performance. She started singing her number one hit “With You” but suddenly realized that the mics were not working, so she suddenly halted.
Then she tried to count down the band by saying, “I know this is live TV but I can’t hear anything.” After a slight pause, she again started off and this time she did quite good actually.
Why something often doesn’t work when Jessica performs live. May God Bless Her? -
Amy Winehouse wants five kids
Amy Winehouse has revealed she wants at least five children and twins.The troubled singer insists she and husband Blake Fielder-Civil – who this week was sentenced to 27 months in prison for GBH (grievous bodily harm) and perverting the course of justice – are ready to start their family.
She said: “I love kids. To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better. Blake and I can’t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids, and I want twins. Blake is going to be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time. We’d like to have identical twins. Blake had a dream that we had a girl who was dark like me. And then I had a dream that I had one older, like 18 months old, dark like me and identical twin babies. I want twins so I’ll keep going until we have them.”
Amy also revealed she would be just as happy with Blake if she was a housewife.
She added: “I really enjoy ironing. If I was a housewife with Blake we would like in Camden. Blake would work from home. He’s got all his cameras at home and his projector, and he would just live in his little editing room and edit his films. And I’d sing to him.”
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Lily Allen receives Robbie Williams invite
Robbie Williams has invited Lily Allen to hunt UFOs with him. The ‘Angels’ singer has reportedly told friends he ’sees a lot of himself’ in Lily and wants to spend an evening with her when she is in Los Angeles, where he lives.Robbie hopes to take the 23-year-old singer – who has recently been criticised for her drunken antics – to his favourite restaurant STK before heading for a night of star gazing for spaceships.
A friend of Robbie, 34, said: “Robbie loves Los Angeles but the one thing he does miss is the British sense of humours and impudence, so Lily’s attitude appeals to him. He thought it would be nice to meet up while she’s recording her album in town and got his people to call Lily’s people to invite her for dinner at his favourite restaurant. Rob likes to be a big brother figure to celebrities who seem to find themselves in the same position he has been – young and vulnerable and in the glare of the media. And he feels that taking an interest in UFOs and the unknown is a good way of putting things in perspective, hence asking Lily to join him.”
Earlier this week, it was revealed Robbie has taken up camping in the hope of seeing an alien. He has previously claimed to have been visited by extra-terrestrials on more than one occasion.
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Robbie Williams is still crackers
Here’s an update for all Robbie Williams fans wondering how the former Take That oaf is getting on in Los Angeles.Well, I can report that the beardy pop nob is still completely crackers.
He has been chartering jets to fly into obscure desert towns to attend conferences with victims of alien abductions. The millionaire singer would rather listen to speeches by characters claiming to have had a brush with ET than write more songs.
Surely he has something better to do with his time and money?
Like filling a swimming pool with champagne and inviting the Pussycat Dolls around for a dip?
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Britney Spears Acts Innocent
Britney Spears may not have broken any laws in her fender bender on Saturday night but she may have thought that she did and tried to cover it up. In a video shot by CelebTV.com, you can clearly see the recovering pop wreck hop over from the driver’s seat into the passenger seat in the aftermath of the 3-car crash. Did she consider telling people that she wasn’t the one driving only to change her mind later? In any case, everyone knows that Britney isn’t the best driver. It was a minor crash anyway. I’m sure she can be let off. -
Life After American Idol
It seems that life after American Idol can be cold – ice cream cold that it. Season 6 castoffs Melinda Doolittle and Chris Richardson are realizing that now as they two singers with barely there music careers are making ends meet by schilling ice cream as part of a Dreyer’s ice cream national promo tour at Vons, Stop & Shot and Winn-Dixie. It may not be as glamorous but there is life after Idol. The likes of Kristy Lee Cook and Ramiele Malubay can look forward to a Safeway, or a local balloon festival, or an outlet mall, or a housing development, maybe even a bingo waiting for them when they get voted off.
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Britney Spears is being stalked again
A stalker is targeting Britney Spears. The troubled singer is said to have received threatening letters and packages in the mail, some of which contained DIY bomb making instructions.
Her security team have become so concerned that they have turned all the evidence over to the LAPD and the FBI. But, Britney showed she’s tough as old boots by going shopping for some, er, new boots. And she took a bit of a battering when she smacked her head against a metal bar.
But, as most women will tell you – nothing gets in the way of shoe shopping.
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Diva Mom Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very seriously… I mean DIVA serious! People around the pop star are thinking that she’s already taking things a bit too far, except of course for Marc Anthony who agrees with everything she wants. According to insiders, the couple has hired 6 bodyguards for the twins – 2 baby bouncers for each 8-hour shift around the clock which costs them $600,000, not including the cost of benefits. Closed-circuit cameras have also been installed for almost every room in their many homes. Also, JLo has turned into a germophobe as people are pretty much instructed to scrub down before coming close to her twins.
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Britney Spears Loves White and Wigs
It looks like Britney Spears is up to her old tricks by making crazy requests of LA shopkeepers. Gatecrasher is reporting that Britney walked into a Betsey Johnson boutique on Melrose Ave. in LA and wanted them to copy a Dolce & Gabbana dress – than very day and in all white. When they explained to the pop wreck that they couldn’t do it, Britney decided to take a wig instead – a yellow one on a window mannequin for $100.
In other Britney news, her mother Lynne is reportedly singing praises of her ex-husband Jamie, telling people that he’s “stepped up to the plate”. He’s certainly doing better than you have!
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R Kelly Fan Sent to Jail
You know how when there’s a big pink elephant in the middle of the room, most people choose to ignore it? Well, this is kind of like that. In an irony to end all ironies, a woman was arrested to five days in jail for snapping a picture of R&B singer R Kelly in court. What about putting the guy with child porn charges behind bars? Or take him to trial at least!
49-year old Jean Johnson used her cellphone camera to take picture of Kelly during a recent hearing. She plead guilty to contempt of court and was sentenced to the 5 days.
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Even Posh Ain’t Perfect
Umm, even with her perfectly coiffed hair, chiseled face, and packin’ hubby, Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) has her not-so-good days.Take this weekend, for instance, at one of the Spice Girls reunion concerts. Maybe she should rethink the ridiculously skin hugging outfits because this one was hugging a little too tightly.
Check out the pic to see her pit cleavage. Can she not FEEL the lump?
Apparently swollen, lumpy body parts run in the Beckham family these days.
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Britney’s Petty Theft
It appears that her spree of bad decisions isn’t over yet. Apparently she wasn’t a bad enough role model for her boys. I guess her album’s doing so poorly that she has to steal just to get by.
According to the owner of a Sherman Oaks, California, Chevron gas station, Britney stole a lighter from the store on Friday night.
Britney stopped at the store and bought a pack of gum. On her way out of the store, she picked up a blue lighter. A photographer who was in the area reminded her that she “forgot” to pay for it, and she “sarcastically responded, ‘I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!’”
What the crap? How much does a lighter cost?
Jatinder Kaur, the owner of the Chevron, had this to say, “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”
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Lily Allen Flaunts It
Lily Allen needs to make up her mind. She once said in an interview that the reason she started exercising to lose weight was because of a heart murmur but in the cover article of British GQ, she’s saying otherwise.
Lily is well known for publicly attacking every celebrity and she says “A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty.’ Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”
So did she lose weight for her health or did she lose it because she was insecure?
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“Classic” Late Night Television on NBC
Well, if you were just dying to see a rerun of that 1992 episode of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” – you know, the one with Tom Hanks – you’re in luck.
It seems as if NBC has dug into the vault and is going to run “vintage” episodes of the show for at least another week. This is the result of the still unsettled writers’ strike. The Writers Guild of America and studio negotiators are continuing to try and work out a deal.
NBC’s plan is to show the the initial “Tonight Show” appearances for some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. In addition to the Hanks episode, we can also see Julia Roberts’ 1993 appearance, Jennifer Anniston and Johnny Depp from 1995, and Matt Damon’s 2000 show.
It appears that they are running out of recent episodes to replay because the strike is continuing on. Producers of the show have been trying to find a creative way of maintaining the show and decided to make use of their archives.
Hopefully enough readers will get this memo and realize these are repeats. If not, and if the big hair doesn’t give it away, Julia Roberts fans may be headed to the local theaters for the opening night of Mystic Pizza.
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Salma Hayek Prayed For Bigger Breasts
Mexican actress Salma Hayek was so upset by childhood jokes about her flat-chest, she would pray to God for larger breasts. The Ugly Betty star reveals she was bullied for having small breasts as a youngster – and decided to turn to her Catholic religion for help. By praying to God she means praying to plastic surgeons, right? Umm isn’t she naturally “thick” which means she’ll have bigger boobs anyways? Duh. You gain weight your boobs grow. Good thing she wasted a prayer on bigger boobs, what an idiot. Should’ve prayed for brains! lol. What a lire, I have seen her pictures from years ago and they were size be if I have figured it out well. I am quite sure that she has had a boob job done on her breast though I am not sure when. But I certainly can recall her saying that she at some point in time she did a few years ago and probably 3 years ago, right. That’s at some point of time when she broke up with Edward Nothon. SHE THINKS WE ARE STUPID OR SOMTHING AND WON’T REMMBER, EVEN THAT YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE NOT REAL.
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Amy Winehouse Blows Off Video Shoot
The hot mess that is Amy Winehouse has canceled or screwed up more shows/gigs/shoots than I can keep count of. Adding to the list of ‘Winehouse Disappointments’ is her latest video shoot for “Love Is a Losing Game.” Staff and film crew waited over 15 hours for Winehouse to show up for the video shoot, but she was a no-show. The shoot eventually had to be canceled and cost the studio 70,000 pounds. Amy is one girl whose going down the drain everyday. She gets up in the morning and is quite like Britney Spears these days, there is always something weird brewing up in both their lives now days. Amy, when she is in Canada there she is caught carrying cocaine or heroin in her hand bag, she cancels video shoots and gigs very much like Britney who at times will forget to pay her dancers. And right now she in that phase of her life that if her manager or anyone tells her that it has cost the studio 70,000 pounds she won’t regret it she will simply pay the money and show off.
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Keanu Reeves Sued for Uncool Car Maneuver
Keanu Reeves fights, and sometimes talks, in slow motion. It doesn’t look as if he drives that way, though. The paparazzo who was reportedly knocked down by The Matrix star’s Porsche in March, presumably while he was trying to get a shot of the actor as he pulled out of a parking space, sued Reeves for negligence on Monday. I second what all above said yes the actors/actresses know the business but we as a society have to realize they are human as well, make mistakes, if we would just all remember that the news of one of them messing up wouldn’t be such a big surprise …they are not held with higher esteem then us..geez people. The other thing is that why are we always targeting the celebrities, why does it always have to be a pap involved. They are the ones who are chasing the celebs and they more often than not over do their work. Instead of clicking their pics and making way from the celebs to go they wanna peep inside their cars and look what happening in there. There is bound to be some mishaps.
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