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Umm, even with her perfectly coiffed hair, chiseled face, and packin’ hubby, Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) has her not-so-good days.Take this weekend, for instance, at one of the Spice Girls reunion concerts. Maybe she should rethink the ridiculously skin hugging outfits because this one was hugging a little too tightly.

Check out the pic to see her pit cleavage. Can she not FEEL the lump?

Apparently swollen, lumpy body parts run in the Beckham family these days.

Britney Spears, Madonna, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker all of these ladies make up the top 5 unsexiest woman. OH MY GOD THANK YOU finally, someone recognizes each one of those losers as hags. Especially Sarah Jessica Parker ( I DONT GET IT) and Madonna, has ALWAYS failed to remember that we are All having sex, she did not INVENT sex and puleeeessse get over thinking she’s the only one that ever HAD sex, and besides that, she’s HIDEOUS! Who ever has prepared this list needs to be complimented a lot, that person has got it all right here; Amy is a druggie so is Britney and Madonna and Sarah Jessica is all but crap in Hollywood. I must say that is isn’t hard to make a list like this but once in a while the choice is so correct that is not a single person on this list that I’d like to favor or get out of this list, good work guys.

Jason Statham has defended director pal Guy Ritchie, insisting any criticism of his films is based on jealousy. The 35-year-old - who has worked with Ritchie on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Revolver and Snatch - believes Madonna’s husband is subjected to criticism because he is so talented. There are positive criticism and negative ones too, you have to be able to differentiate between the good ones that are supporting your work but also drawing out the flaws and there are others who would do it just for the heck of it, they will just lament the movie a shit and give it bad ratings. I am sure that Jason will agree with me here, I think he is being supportive of his friend’s work and that great to see that there exists some good friendship in Hollywood’s cut throat competition even today. Support from close quarters can be very beneficial to a high stress worked up person. Jason keep it going this way.

Supermodel Kate Moss has proved she is over her break up with British rocker Pete Doherty - by telling friends she is engaged to her new partner. Moss’ has recently been dating The Kills’ guitarist Jamie Hince after she finished with Doherty over allegations he cheated on the British beauty. I like Pete Doherty. I was really hoping they would have got back together. It looks as though he is serious about getting clean this time too. I read so many negative comments about him and I thought those people posting them know anything about him really…other than he has a drug problem and is in a band. He is a very talented man. I’m rooting for him. I believe in him. And just a couple of days ago there was some very positive news about him and he himself said that he was now clear of drugs and he and his father where talking again now and were on good terms. I think Kate has made a decision in haste.

Now legally a wife but hardly desperate, Eva Longoria returned to the set of Desperate Housewives Monday after a three-week wedding celebration and honeymoon. The newlyweds dined over long candlelit dinners and spent their days relaxing and playing Ping-Pong and Yahtzee. Honey, ‘work is worship’ they say and your marriage has been the talk of the town recently. You certainly must be glowing in new found happiness. She also should take a little time off from her engagements to go see Tony play in the NBA and support his game more often now. Seeing Tony dribble the ball and do some slam dunk. Hopefully their private moments weren’t captured by a selfish photographer and they would have told the hotel/resort management to keep the paparazzi at some distance from them. If it were to happen then it could really dampen the whole honeymoon fun. Tell you what, it better to hire a homing device or something to keep these people at bay. They had a private villa. She’s completely relaxed and rejuvenated. She had a full week alone with Tony to decompress.