
It’s official! The recovering starlet that is Britney Spears will be going back to the set of the CBS comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’ for an episode which is set to air on May 12. She will be reprising her role as Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist’s office who got love struck with Ted. The synopsis of her episode ‘Everything Must Go’ says “Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common, their mutual hatred of Ted. The new ‘couple’ decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted’s face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby.” Executive producer and co-creator Craig Thomas said that “We’re all so thrilled to have Britney joining us once again.” Neil Patrick Harris must be so happy… not!

Britney Spears may not have broken any laws in her fender bender on Saturday night but she may have thought that she did and tried to cover it up. In a video shot by CelebTV.com, you can clearly see the recovering pop wreck hop over from the driver’s seat into the passenger seat in the aftermath of the 3-car crash. Did she consider telling people that she wasn’t the one driving only to change her mind later? In any case, everyone knows that Britney isn’t the best driver. It was a minor crash anyway. I’m sure she can be let off.

Britney Spears is one unwanted pop wreck on the CBS sitcom that she recently appeared on last month – at least according to one of its stars. In an exclusive interview with AP, ‘How I Met Your Mother’ star Neil Patrick Harris says he doesn’t want Brit back. It was nothing personal. It’s just that he doesn’t think they need recovering wrecks on the show for cheap ratings’ boosts. He also said that he was in the minority that the show doesn’t need stunt casting in order to succeed. There were rumors that Brit might make another appearance on the show after her first one came off great. Producers have reportedly been receptive to the idea. Things aren’t looking good on Neil’s part then.

Britney Spears has been told to pay $400,000 of ex-husband Kevin Federline’s legal bills in their child custody battle. The pop star’s lawyer said Federline should pay; claiming his attorney had hiked his fees.
She told how he recently tipped a waitress $2,000 on a $360 bill.
But a judge at a Los Angeles Court said Britney, 26, should pay as her actions caused most of the legal wrangles. He also favoured Federline, 29, for taking responsibility for kids Preston, two, and Jayden, one.

Britney Spears has had her Kabbalah tattoo removed.
The ‘Toxic’ star had a Hebrew tattoo on the back of her neck bearing one of the 72 words for ‘God’ found in the texts of Kabbalah, a mystical off-shoot of Judaism. However, when the 26-year-old singer was spotted out shopping in Los Angeles earlier this week, it was clear she has had the tattoo removed.
This isn’t the only inking on Britney’s body. She also has pink dice on her forearm, a Japanese kanji symbol which means ’strange’, a fairy on the small of her back, a butterfly and vine chain on her right foot, a star on her hand and a pair of lips on her wrist.
Meanwhile, Britney’s paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib - who was recently turned away from Britney’s Los Angeles house - has begged fans to keep supporting the troubled ‘Gimme More’ singer.
He said: “In a situation like that, you’re not ever going to contain it. It is what it is. Just keep praying. That’s what I say.”

A stalker is targeting Britney Spears. The troubled singer is said to have received threatening letters and packages in the mail, some of which contained DIY bomb making instructions.
Her security team have become so concerned that they have turned all the evidence over to the LAPD and the FBI. But, Britney showed she’s tough as old boots by going shopping for some, er, new boots. And she took a bit of a battering when she smacked her head against a metal bar.
But, as most women will tell you - nothing gets in the way of shoe shopping.

Sure, the whole ordeal has been a nightmare. Now, it has been reported that Sean Preston, Britney spears’ two year old son has been having nightmares and has been sleeping with father Kevin Federline.
Insiders also say that he cried for his father when he was first allowed to see mother Britney again. “Jamie told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin.”
Britney is being allowed visits as long as they are observed by a therapist or her father Jamie Spears.

It looks like Britney Spears is up to her old tricks by making crazy requests of LA shopkeepers. Gatecrasher is reporting that Britney walked into a Betsey Johnson boutique on Melrose Ave. in LA and wanted them to copy a Dolce & Gabbana dress – than very day and in all white. When they explained to the pop wreck that they couldn’t do it, Britney decided to take a wig instead – a yellow one on a window mannequin for $100.
In other Britney news, her mother Lynne is reportedly singing praises of her ex-husband Jamie, telling people that he’s “stepped up to the plate”. He’s certainly doing better than you have!

Star is reporting that photographer Adnan Ghalib is bragging to his friends that he is going to the father of Britney Spears’ baby. One friend says that “Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life.” As expected, Britney’s family is not happy about it. A Spears family source says that “Her parents know she can’t handle more children.”
Maybe this report will get Jamie Spears to stop letting Adnan visit his daughter. He has the legal say after all. Adnan is a total creep and Britney doesn’t need guys like that around.

Sources say an agreement has been reached with Kevin Federline for Britney Spears to finally get to see her children.
Aparently he has been working with her dad, Jamie, to set up supervised visits for Britney and boys Sean Preson, age 2, and Jayden James, age 1. A psychiatrist and Jamie will both be on hand to make sure things go well.
Reports have said all along that K-Fed wanted Brit to be able to see the boys as soon as she was well enough to do that

Today marked yet another custody hearing for Britney Spears, who has not seen her two young sons in over a month. The commissioner says she still can’t see them, though she can talk to them on the phone.
Also, Commissioner Scott Gordon finally excused her lawyers from Trope and Trope and allowed her to replace them with Stacey Phillips.
Finally, Gordon said that the motion filed to move things to federal court had no bearing on the custody case. We’ll see what continues to occur.

Access Hollywood is reporting that a new law is being proposed to protect pop wreck Britney Spears from the paparazzi. Councilman Dennis Zine said that “[It cost] $25,000 dollars to take an ambulance with Britney Spears to the hospital. Tax payers paid for that. It is not going to be called the ‘Britney Spears Law,’ I am not going to give her credit for that because it is not about Britney Spears, it’s about the paparazzi violating everybody else’s rights, freedoms, and privileges. What the paparazzi have done is developed a lawless society where the rules don’t apply — on the wrong side of the street, jumping out of cars at the red lights, swarming the car, you don’t do that.”

Sounds logical, right? Well, maybe in a normal relationship. However, Britney’s business manager is Howard Grossman. He is good friends with….wait for it….Sam Lufti. He won’t comment on anything right now, though.
Sam is a sneaking thing, too, so any friend of his would be a little suspicious to me. Cops still haven’t served the restraining order on Sam because they haven’t seen him. The judge did find out, though, that he talked to Brit on the phone Sunday, so he added to the order that there could be no contact whatsoever between the two.

There’s more to the Britney Spears madness than just custody battles and dating paparazzi. Proof of that is when police showed up at the pop wreck’s house again on Wednesday night. It was another night filled with helicopters, dozens of paparazzi, Britney’s mom and even Alli Sims. The scene was total chaos. Rumors are swirling that the pop wreck tried to commit suicide. Thankfully though, she is said to be without harm and nothing serious happened. Whatever may have gone down in there, this is just another reason why she needs to get substantial help and not just popping any medication.

Although a judge decided against allowing Britney Spears to visit her kids, she isn’t completely without contact. According to court documents, she is allowed to call them on the phone.
It has been over three weeks since Britney was allowed to see her children. She has had no personal contact with them since the January 3rd standoff when she refused to return them. This is a court order that is in effect indefinitely, even though her lawyers have since tried twice to regain visitation.
Maybe if she stopped taking the crazy pills….

Britney Spears’ paparazzi boy toy Adnan Ghalib has a wife who just filed for divorce. And now, he’s proclaiming that he wants to marry the pop wreck. More shockingly, Britney wants to have another baby with him.
Adnan tells Entertainment Tonight, via People, that their relationship is “far from over” and that he didn’t get involved with Britney to sell more pictures or use her. As for the incident when he and Britney were looking at pregnancy tests at a Rite Aid, she was apparently “hoping” that she was pregnant with his kid. Now that is a train wreck waiting to happen.

Thursday night was certainly drama-filled for the Spears family. And it got especially hotter when 2 ambulances drove out of Britney’s home – one carrying her and another carrying little tyke Jayden James. Everyone was worried about the kid’s health especially when it was reported that Britney seemed to be under the influence and had locked herself and her son in the bathroom.
However, we can rest easy because JJ is ok. He was not injured during the standoff at Britney’s. He was taken to the hospital purely for “preventative reasons”. He just had the normal scrapes and rashes that little ones have but nothing alarming. It’s just SOP.

It goes from bad to worse with Britney Spears. When she isn’t stealing lighters worth pennies or driving over policemen’s’ feet; she is making up lame illness excuses to avoid being questioned in court. And now it seems that that little stunt may have backfired. It is rumoured that by failing to turn up at her court-ordered deposition this week; Britney Spears may be banned from appealing for custody of her children.
All because she couldn’t face a days worth of questioning about her drug habits, among other things, but could face a night out on the town til 2am on that very same night. Needless to say her ex-husbands lawyers are furious; and reportedly plan to ask the judge to bar Britney from asking for more custody rights.
Oh dear, it doesn’t look good. Already reports have been filed against her abilities as a parent, we have all seen the proof against her ability to drive…and yet somehow she is filing for adoption rights. The world is topsy turvy…

It appears that her spree of bad decisions isn’t over yet. Apparently she wasn’t a bad enough role model for her boys. I guess her album’s doing so poorly that she has to steal just to get by.
According to the owner of a Sherman Oaks, California, Chevron gas station, Britney stole a lighter from the store on Friday night.
Britney stopped at the store and bought a pack of gum. On her way out of the store, she picked up a blue lighter. A photographer who was in the area reminded her that she “forgot” to pay for it, and she “sarcastically responded, ‘I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!’”
What the crap? How much does a lighter cost?
Jatinder Kaur, the owner of the Chevron, had this to say, “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”

It’s been long overdue, if you ask me. But court documents released on Tuesday state that child welfare services are actually investigating Britney Spears for “multiple child abuse and neglect” allegations.
This information was included in a request from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services. They requested that the court unseal some of the documents regarding Britney, Kevin Federline, and their two sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James.
No specific allegations are mentioned, but family services agents did not request an alteration of the custody agreement at this time. Federline currently has custody of the boys because Britney fafiled to follow through with a court order for regular drug testing. She does, however, have supervised visits with the children.
Maybe this investigation will wake her up to the reality of the situation. Maybe she’ll start to put her children first and herself second. Maybe….

Take it for what it’s worth but Britain’s News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is getting ready to adopt Chinese twins. She can’t even take care of her own two sons, what makes her think she can take care of two more? According to the paper, the pop wreck is telling her friends that “she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency.” I’m actually surprised that she can find China on a map.
Brit and KFed recently had another round of custody talks about who gets the kids for Christmas and other holidays. Maybe that’s why Brit’s getting Chinese twins – to replace the boys that KFed’s getting.

The drug tests and court dates apparently have not kept Britney Spears from finding a new man. It was love from the moment he asked for her order.
Reports are that the former (current?) pop diva has been secretly dating Michael Marchand for about two weeks. She met him when he was her waiter at Mirabelle, a Los Angeles bistro.
Inside sources say the pair has been texting each other quite frequently and Britney has been seen having dinner with him several times. On Tuesday, the pair was caught leaving a restaurant together and photographers snapped the pic.
Those close to Britney say, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.” Umm, hello? He’s a warm blooded male and is breathing, right?
He’s not commenting right now, although we can bet he’s dying to spread the news that he’s the latest of Britney’s rash decisions. His only remark so far is to smile and say, “I can’t talk about that right now.”
As for Britney, she’s picking out wedding rings and looking for a justice of the peace in Vegas. Gotta snag him before he realizes what he’s gotten himself into!

It’s Friday which means Kevin Federline’s gangster lawyer is at court ripping Britney Spears’ camp a new one. In this week’s edition, K-Fed’s people finally got the judge to agree that Britney should not be allowed to drive with the kids in the car. what I find interesting is that she obviously puts the kids in the car to get them to go to sleep… now she’s gonna be FORCED to act like a real mother and cope with her kids being kids. She uses that vehicle as an escape mechanism, because she knows the kid’s will keep it down while they’re in the car. Let’s see what happens now that she HAS to stay home with them. Chances are this unstable streak she has, is gonna worsen and she’s gonna lose it even more. I worry more than ever about those boys right now. Thank GOD there’s a monitor w/ her at all times.

All you die-hard Britney Spears listen up! Don’t miss out on your chance to get a one of a kind autographed copy of her album ‘Blackout.’ Britney is auctioning off the album on EBay and 100% of the proceeds go to UNICEF. There are many other artists out there who have sold more than Britney such as Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder-who both sold over 100 million records. Elvis is another. Tons and tons more. People who are in her same age group-Beyonce for one has sold over 100 Million records and she’s the same age as Britney, and they started out around the same time. Christina Aguilera has sold over 30 million records and to be “less famous” as Britney, that says a lot. SO you bragging that Brit has sold over 50 Million records aren’t as big of a brag as you claim it to be.

Did we need court documents to tell us that Britney Spears made more money than Kevin Federline last year? Maybe not, but the papers that prove it were made public Thursday. For all those that rave on about how much child support Britney is paying: Keep in mind that if it weren’t for her former manager Larry Rudolph, she would also be paying alimony to two ex-husbands too! rudolph managed to get marriage #1 annuled, and managed to get Brit to sign a pre-nup at the last minute before marrying K-Fed. So she would be a lot worse off without Larry (whom she subsequently fired…). As for the child support payments — Yes, no one needs that kind of money for two kids. However, I think there is some wording along the lines of ‘living in the style to which they had become accustomed’ that usually comes into play in child support payments, and in alimony for that matter. In other words, if they live in luxury at Brit’s place, then they should at K-Fed’s too. That’s how the law works, folks. She was the dumbass that married him, so I don’t have an ounce of sympathy.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s hugely awaited courtroom showdown ended with a ‘to be continued next week’.
The ex couple were together for the first time since their custody battle began. The two were grilled by Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon during an almost 3-hour, closed-door session. No decision has been made when it comes to the custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James however.
KFed currently has full custody of their sons but one of Brit’s lawyers seems to be pleased and confident that something went right for them. However, Brit was visibly distraught and refused to comment when she came out. She even exited to go to the bathroom 3 times during the session. So who really knows what’s going to happen?

This is a great case in point of the rumors so many people believe. Why would anyone believe that Brit would be going on Sesame Street? Where do people come up with these rumors? Like ‘Sesame Street’ would really want a trouble singer like Spears on the show. She can hardly keep her panties on! And why when you read that it is not true and has never even been discussed with her….why do you insist on slamming her anyway? Is K-Fed paying you? All random drug tests for Britney have been clean while K-Fed is caught on Video tape smoking pot…..then take care of their kids. Britney has certainly reacted to K-Fed taunting of her but most judges expect that from a CAD and tend to give the CAD enough rope to hang themselves. Keep watching coz that boy will be without child support soon now and with any luck he could serve time for slander.

Just when you think Britney Spears’ life couldn’t have been made any harder, it actually does. The sad part is that it’s her own doing. Her parenting coach has submitted her report to the court and it’s reportedly not so good.
Sources say that the 2 ½ page report says that Britney totally ignored the coach like she was just a potted plant. The coach says she was unable to teach Britney anything because the pop wreck refused to listen.
The report will play a critical role in determining if Britney should regain 50/50 custody. It also states that Britney ignores her kids, often disappeared and wasn’t around the kids or the coach and spends more time on the phone and changing clothes.

Britney needs support, not this. She’s an adult and can do whatever she wants. Stop treating her like she’s a child. She’s proven herself to the world and you people need to recognize that and get off her back. She’s unstoppable! She’s having a hard time now but her talent will never fade!!! We all keep writing bad and good things about her every day like she is the coffee mug that we love to hate but have become so addicted that we love to gulp her down every morning like hot coffee but still want to have it the next day. We like her addictive tastes but will still cry foul that the coffee or in her case the album is not great, we’ll ask for the beans to be shown before it brewed but after seeing we are satisfied and after tasting it we cannot stop to complain. We to stop thinking about her because even if we do think good for her she cares a damn for our thoughts so why waste our time on tasteless coffee and tasteless Britney.

I thought he was hotter when his scantiness seemed to come naturally — hot in a kind of greasy, bad-boy, mumbling-idiot-who-does-cool-tricks-on-the-street kind of way. But this three-tone-highlighty, Posh haircutty, chest-stubbly look? Um, no way. And that look in his eyes is like he’s trying to be hot but comes off like a deranged idiot. And if he’s gonna go all glamazon, he should do something about those nasty circles under his eyes. If Criss Angel were a real man, he would’ve tackled Britney after the first half-drunk dance step. But he was probably too busy changing his wardrobe for the fifth time. It takes a lot of work to look like a douchebag who spent his life-savings at Hot Topic. Plus Criss also has to decide whether to wear his monogrammed baseball hat or show off his highlights. Which is understandable? You don’t want to look too retarded all at once. You need to spread the douche-iness out over the course of a day.