Michael Lohan is alive and well

And apparently, he is not at all suicidal. It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s father is proving to everybody where his daughter gets that special emotional stability everybody so much admires. After a rather disturbing tweeter message in which he was saying he was going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan denied ever having wrote that or even having a twitter account. How did he do this? Well, by tweeting about it, of course! This is what Michael Lohan said: “I do NOT have a twitter. I’m never on this thing. My lawyers are looking into this. God would not approve.” It’s actually strange that God really must approve… as the old saying goes: “God must love crazy people because he made so many of them.” Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure has one hell of a dad!