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Madonna has been deified
Seeing as how Michael Jackson is dead and as there were no other candidates for the position, Madonna has recently been declared a god. It is not worldly official… it just happened at the Malawian orphanage where she adopted her son David from. While in the country Madonna visited David’s old orphanage where the children just couldn’t refrain themselves from worshiping her. One child said the following: “You are our God. Where could we have been without you?” Well, that went and did it, soon Madonna will be having her own temple, her own cult and most likely her own little band of extremists who impose the “good” faith upon all non-believers… and purge them of their previous sins. Joyous times a’comin!
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