‘Backside’ fears for Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls who are with Britney Spears on her ‘Circus’ tour are having to work very hard because Britney is using a very high-tech rotating circular stage which means fans can see the widely open backs of the all girls band if they do not keep moving in line with the massive revolving stage.

The all girls group will feature as the support act on the entire 42-date Circus tour and now The Pussycat Dolls are putting in great efforts to learn how they can best avoid their backsides getting all the attention of fans.

Frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger who is currently dating F1 World Champion Lewis Hamilton says, “It’s hard because your butt cheeks are always facing part of the crowd. So you constantly wanna keep it moving and be able to spread the love everywhere – even though your backside is to some of the people.”

Believe me, Nicole, the people are more than happy to be checkin’ out your butts. And I hope you do not disappoint fans cos’ they are paying for that as well and fans think your butt cheeks are priced into the ticket price.