KEANU REEVES JURY SELECTION

Last Monday’s jury selection for Keanu Reeve’s upcoming civil trial looked more like an audition than a solemn courtroom procedure.
While most of us dread jury duty, a few lucky folks were probably more than a little pleased to see Reeves in the courtroom.
They were thrilled!
Several of the individuals claimed to have ties to the entertainment industry. This included, but was not limited to, a movie executive, one actress who claimed 6 degrees of separation (yeah right!) from the Matrix star, another actress working as, surprise surprise, a model/bartender, and one fellow who once did the voice for Bugs Bunny - and proved it to the courtroom.
This is LA, after all.
Which all seems wildly appropriate for a case concerning Reeves and paparazzo Alison Silva, who claims he was knocked over by Reeves’ car as the actor backed out of a parking spot.
Does the paparazzo really think that he has a chance in hell in celeb-friendly Los Angeles? HAHAHAHAHA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The pap’s assault claim was already dropped in September. Now he’s in for the money.