VIP Chain Blog

Last Monday’s jury selection for Keanu Reeve’s upcoming civil trial looked more like an audition than a solemn courtroom procedure.
While most of us dread jury duty, a few lucky folks were probably more than a little pleased to see Reeves in the courtroom.
They were thrilled!
Several of the individuals claimed to have ties to the entertainment industry. This included, but was not limited to, a movie executive, one actress who claimed 6 degrees of separation (yeah right!) from the Matrix star, another actress working as, surprise surprise, a model/bartender, and one fellow who once did the voice for Bugs Bunny - and proved it to the courtroom.
This is LA, after all.
Which all seems wildly appropriate for a case concerning Reeves and paparazzo Alison Silva, who claims he was knocked over by Reeves’ car as the actor backed out of a parking spot.
Does the paparazzo really think that he has a chance in hell in celeb-friendly Los Angeles? HAHAHAHAHA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The pap’s assault claim was already dropped in September. Now he’s in for the money.

Mischa Barton attended the Guitar Hero party in LA on Saturday, because that’s what she does these days. Instead of acting, Mushy is a professional pAArtygoer!
How much does she earn per party? $250? Really?
Also at the party were the Smashing Pumpkins. They gave the the Guitar Hero partygoers a fun, rocking concert.
A source tells us that while in the VIP area of the party, Mush Mush demanded that security get “all these people away from me.”
She’s not only out of work, she’s also delusional!
In her dreams!
Does she still think she’s hot???? Does she still think she’s famous????
GET REAL. GET REAL.