John Mayer is Worthless
John Mayer must be hurting! Apparently, no one cares about the music man unless he’s dating some A-list females. Sadly, John thinks the photographers care about him. He recently tipped off camera men and the results were laughable. One paparazzi says “He thinks he’s as famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.” Apparently, pictures of him alone don’t sell as much. Another source says “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”