Cristiano Ronaldo Single Again

Ladies, line up…but be prepared to be a little freaky if you wanna get with him. Cristiano Ronaldo is one fine specimen, but he wants a lot out of a girl.

Stories report that he and girlfriend Nereida Gallardo broke up last week because she couldn’t satisfy him. Umm, yeah. Seems that he wanted to take the, umm, back entrance and she said it was exit only!

Other less steamy reports say it was all because his mommy thought Nereida only wanted her son’s money. Sure, he makes tons playing soccer but she makes a pretty penny modeling, too. I don’t know.

Personally, the sack story is more fun to talk about!