Federline gets caked … in cake

I’ve heard of having your cake and eating it, but smearing on your face is a new one to me. I guess that’s what happens when you have to say goodbye to your twenties.
Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline took a night off from looking after their kids to celebrate hitting the big 3-0 this weekend.
The party took place at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, the same venue that hosted Paris Hilton’s birthday last month, and Kev made sure it was one to remember.
Swigging Jack Daniels, he partied all night to some of his favourite tunes, and was presented with a cake at midnight - which pals decided to smear all over his face.
As well as friends and family, K-Fed was joined by his Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - who is apparently fast becoming a celebrity in his own right.
At one point Kev grabbed a microphone and told the crowd: “I lost my voice at the craps tables and I lost all my money.” Although according to reports, lucky Kevin may have been paid as much as $160,500 in appearance fees to show up at his own birthday party.
So, every cloud…
