New Law for Britney Spears

Access Hollywood is reporting that a new law is being proposed to protect pop wreck Britney Spears from the paparazzi. Councilman Dennis Zine said that “[It cost] $25,000 dollars to take an ambulance with Britney Spears to the hospital. Tax payers paid for that. It is not going to be called the ‘Britney Spears Law,’ I am not going to give her credit for that because it is not about Britney Spears, it’s about the paparazzi violating everybody else’s rights, freedoms, and privileges. What the paparazzi have done is developed a lawless society where the rules don’t apply — on the wrong side of the street, jumping out of cars at the red lights, swarming the car, you don’t do that.”