October 24, 2007

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Go Public!

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Just another Hollywood ass whore not thinking of her kids, just thinking of how she gonna get his cock in her ass without making him think of her as the anal slut that she is. Now go explain to your kids that u left their real daddy only because he had a pecker dick and couldn’t satisfy her and now she has moved on the broke back penis dick. Great role model u Hollywood whore! These words are the real things that Hollywood girls are interested in today and make no two ways about it, yeah in between their artificial life they do manage to take time of and do some movies to finance their lifestyle and the media write about them, so they remain in the mainstream of things we love – movies after all. For them its an on going process that they have willfully left themselves to, men and women keeping walking in and then walking out of lives for reasons they will never be able to figure out till some grey hair take over and some sanity is there to believe in.

Criss Angel talks about Britney’s VMA performance

Filed under: Britney Spears, Criss Angel, Entertainment, Famous People, MTV, TV Show — Tara @ 1:26 pm

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I thought he was hotter when his scantiness seemed to come naturally — hot in a kind of greasy, bad-boy, mumbling-idiot-who-does-cool-tricks-on-the-street kind of way. But this three-tone-highlighty, Posh haircutty, chest-stubbly look? Um, no way. And that look in his eyes is like he’s trying to be hot but comes off like a deranged idiot. And if he’s gonna go all glamazon, he should do something about those nasty circles under his eyes. If Criss Angel were a real man, he would’ve tackled Britney after the first half-drunk dance step. But he was probably too busy changing his wardrobe for the fifth time. It takes a lot of work to look like a douchebag who spent his life-savings at Hot Topic. Plus Criss also has to decide whether to wear his monogrammed baseball hat or show off his highlights. Which is understandable? You don’t want to look too retarded all at once. You need to spread the douche-iness out over the course of a day.