September 23, 2007

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk

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Comedienne Ellen DeGeneres has commissioned Jessica Alba to help develop her walk after learning the actress has the world’s sexiest stroll. British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist. Ha Ha British experts on big buckteeth now know who has perfect walk sexy swagger and that is Jessica Alba aka ribs on the hoof. Their next study will be on who are the most daft punk X@@##! Fools in the world other than the British! Sometimes these professors and scientist put too much of their nuts into reasoning. If she has the best catwalk stroll then why isn’t she a supermodel. Is there a scientific reason for not being the best supermodel as well? Crap, cut this thing out and its just a natural thing that has happened to her, she did not train or eat and sleep to have the world’s sexiest stroll.